Can a Woman Ever Have Too Many Shoes, or Vibrators?

So, can she? If so, how many is too many? Men through the ages have opened the bedroom closet doors and shaken their heads at the seemingly compulsive obsession their lover has with buying shoes. High heels, flats, sling backs, pumps and sneakers in every colour and variety dominate most women's storage space and there always seems to be room for more. However, could the same now be true for sex toys?

With the shift in people’s attitudes towards the virtues of owning and enjoying an adult toy of one type or another, vibrators are filling up the little space left in women's wardrobes. Websites such as The Adult Toy Shop offer an amazing and ever-changing array of dildos to cater for every need; it is easy to see how you can get carried away by it all. The boom of online shopping has also played a big part in supplying the growing sex toy enthusiasts market. Not only are you now able to shop when and wherever you want, there is also the added advantage of the discretion that internet shopping offers. Even the mailman, who has to turn a blind eye every time he delivers a red letter containing an overdue bill, could never guess what is inside the  plain brown box or bubble mailer envelope. So now women and men have the freedom to explore and experiment with all the sexual gadgets and gizmos they care to buy, and there sure are a lot of them out there to try out!

Current popular designs are constantly evolving with new developments in materials and technology. So, just as you thought you had brought the latest and most high tech variation of your favourite buzzer, they bring out a new one which is even better. This is not just a marketing trick though. The product designers and manufacturers are listening to all of the product reviews, good and bad, which customers are leaving and striving to improve upon their most successful designs. There is also, of course, different styles for different desires. As with shoes, something that works for you on a rainy Tuesday might not be the same thing that you want on a sunny Saturday. You might have one which you enjoy using with a partner, and another which you prefer to use when you are on your own. There will also be a few hasty purchases hidden in amongst them. Those black patent leather stilettos which always pinch your toes and are just a little too high might have a sex toy counterpart. Kicked to the back of the closet alongside them, maybe a barely played with toy in the shape of a large latex stud vibrator, which is just a little bit too...well...large.

So, I argue that, no, a woman, or a man for that matter, can never have too many vibrators or shoes. They might just need bigger closets.